The Boat Club Productions

Nunsense Auditions


A hilarious spoof about the misadventures of five nuns trying to manage a fundraiser with music and lyrics by Dan Goggin. Sadly, the rest of the sisterhood died from botulism after eating vichyssoise prepared by Sister Julia Child of God. Thus, the remaining nuns stage a talent show to raise the money to bury their dearly departed. With catchy songs and irreverent comedy, this musical comedy is sure to keep audiences rolling with laughter.

Director: Dennis F. Johnson 

Musical Director: Analise Levesque

Choreographer: Matthew Wagner 

Audition Information

For questions about the audition process, please email Dennis

Signing Audition

Video Due by 12:00pm on Friday, July 22nd

Performers must submit an initial recording of themselves performing 30-60 seconds of a musical theatre song. This can be from Nunsense, but by no means needs to be. Videos must be received by email at by noon on Friday, July 22nd.

Acting and Movement Audition

In-person on Friday, July 22nd

Part 1
Please sign up for a slot to perform your 45 to 90 second monologue between 5:00pm and 6:30pm on July 22, 2022 here: Nunsense Audition Signup. Additional times may open if all slots fill up. 

Part 2
Group movement auditions will take place starting at 6:30pm. This show’s movements do not call for trained dancers, with the exception of Sister Leo who will have some ballet movements.

Show Information


Rehearsals will begin the week of August 22nd in The Spirit of the North Theatre (3rd floor Fitger’s Building) and will be scheduled Monday through Friday evenings, with the possibility of adding some Saturdays in September. Please note there will not be rehearsal from September 2-5.


Nunsense runs October 7-16 in The Spirit of the North Theatre (3rd floor Fitger’s Building).


All performers will receive a $1,000 stipend


All Roles are Available for Auditioning


Sister Mary Regina, Mother Superior
Female, 60’s (Range: B3-F5)
A feisty overweight Sophie Tucker-type who can’t resist the spotlight


Sister Mary Hubert, Mistress of Novices
Female, mid 50’s (Range: G3-F5)
The second in command, she is always competing with the Mother Superior


Sister Robert Anne
Female, Mid 30’s (Range: G3-D5)
A streetwise taught character from Brooklyn, a constant source of aggravation for the Mother Superior


Sister Mary Amnesia
Female, Late 30’s (Range: Db4-C6)
This nun is very sweet and lost her memory after a crucifix fell on her head


Sister Mary Leo
Female, Early/Mid 30’s (Range: G#3-G5)
The novice, who has entered the convent with the firm desire to become the first nun ballerina

Please note: audition information has changed, please see updated details below. Thank you!

Boat Club Productions

Tuesdays With Morrie Auditions

January 16, 2022 | 1:00pm – 3:00pm | Virtual

January 17 | Time TBD | In-Person – Spirit of the North Theatre

Boat Club Productions auditions for Tuesdays with Morrie will be held VIRTUALLY on Zoom due to the increasing numbers of COVID cases. Once you sign up for an audition time, you will be emailed a zoom link to join during your audition time.


Performers will audition for Tuesdays With Morrie ONLY. Auditions for our other two productions will be held at a later date.

Bring a headshot and resume, and prepare a 60-90 second comedic monologue (no movie monologues, please)

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